Text to: Tasha
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Tasha: I don't know how to relax.
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Tasha: I don't think I've ever laid on the beach either.
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Tasha: I'd suggest we go in one of Tony's jets while I'm on lockdown, but you know. Lockdown.
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You: Lockdown? Yeah right.
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You: You need to go out with someone who really knows how to do things secretly
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You: You in?
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You: ;)
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Tasha: Why Agent Barton... Are you suggesting what I think you're suggesting?
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You: Hey, I think you know what I'm suggesting.
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You: Not that I'm going to incriminate myself via text.
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Tasha: I see.
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Tasha: I'll be in the gym. Along with a bag filled with food.
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Tasha: For training.
Text to: Tasha
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Tasha: I don't know how to relax.
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Tasha: I don't think I've ever laid on the beach either.
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Tasha: I'd suggest we go in one of Tony's jets while I'm on lockdown, but you know. Lockdown.
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You: Lockdown? Yeah right.
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You: You need to go out with someone who really knows how to do things secretly
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You: You in?
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You: ;)
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Tasha: Why Agent Barton... Are you suggesting what I think you're suggesting?
Text to: Tasha
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Tasha: For the last time, my ass is anything but skinny. Acknowledge that or I'll attack you in your sleep.
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Tasha: And I'd make a beautiful, badass bride, wouldn't I?
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Tasha: And then my honeymoon would be a mission.
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You: You're so boring.
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You: Don't you ever want to relax?
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You: My old tired ass just wants to lay on some beach somewhere.
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Tasha: I don't know how to relax.
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Tasha: I don't think I've ever laid on the beach either.
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Tasha: I'd suggest we go in one of Tony's jets while I'm on lockdown, but you know. Lockdown.
Text to: Tasha
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Tasha: Shut your mouth, Barton.
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Tasha: They're just pretty, that's all. Isn't like I'll ever own one.
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Tasha: I mean, can you imagine me in a wedding dress? Pfft.
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You: I cannot.
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You: Even if you did believe in getting married, your skinny ass would wear a leather jumpsuit and double pistols.
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Tasha: For the last time, my ass is anything but skinny. Acknowledge that or I'll attack you in your sleep.
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Tasha: And I'd make a beautiful, badass bride, wouldn't I?
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Tasha: And then my honeymoon would be a mission.
Text to: Tasha
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Tasha: NO.
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Tasha: ... I can just recognize the time and effort that went into the bodice
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Tasha: And the other stupid shit on it.
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You: Oh. I'm not deleting these texts. Ever.
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You: This is the single greatest moment of my career.
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Tasha: Shut your mouth, Barton.
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Tasha: They're just pretty, that's all. Isn't like I'll ever own one.
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Tasha: I mean, can you imagine me in a wedding dress? Pfft.
Text to: Tasha
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Tasha: These dresses are a waste of money, honestly.
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Tasha: Okay look at that dress though.
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Tasha: It's all lace and
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Tasha: Shut up. Whatever you're thinking, shut up Barton.
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You: Oh. Oh my God, does the great Natasha Romanoff -like- a wedding gown?
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You: Stop the presses.
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Tasha: NO.
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Tasha: ... I can just recognize the time and effort that went into the bodice
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Tasha: And the other stupid shit on it.
Text to: Tasha
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Tasha: Because it's this or Save Yes to the Dress.
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Tasha: And I'll be damned if I watch that.
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Tasha: ... but this is so bad oh my god.
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You: Ha, Say Yes to the Dress. I'm turning there now.
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You: This is the funniest show.
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Tasha: These dresses are a waste of money, honestly.
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Tasha: Okay look at that dress though.
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Tasha: It's all lace and
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Tasha: Shut up. Whatever you're thinking, shut up Barton.
Text to: Tasha
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Tasha: I'm not.
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Tasha: Right, that is.
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Tasha: Not in your case, I think.
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Tasha: So Saving Private Ryan is on and it's so inaccurate it hurts.
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You: I hate that movie.
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You: Why subject yourself to it?
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You: I prefer Mission: Impossible.
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Tasha: Because it's this or Save Yes to the Dress.
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Tasha: And I'll be damned if I watch that.
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Tasha: ... but this is so bad oh my god.
Text to: Tasha
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You: Nothing I do outside of my job is your business.
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You: But I tell you because you're my best friend. I -want- to tell you.
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Tasha: I'll keep my cynicism down to a bare minimum of only slightly obnoxious.
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Tasha: You know I don't do well with.. that stuff.
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Tasha: It's not how I was programmed.
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You: I never asked you to do well with it, Tasha.
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You: Just respect that I might be better at it than you.
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You: Anyway, it doesn't matter. You're probably right anyway.
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Tasha: I'm not.
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Tasha: Right, that is.
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Tasha: Not in your case, I think.
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Tasha: So Saving Private Ryan is on and it's so inaccurate it hurts.
Text to: Tasha
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Tasha: I didn't know fabric could defend against my icy-heart
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Tasha: Good to know though.
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Tasha: .. Sorry about what I said. Whatever you choose to do with your life after Shield isn't any of my business.
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You: I know it isn't any of your business.
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You: Nothing I do outside of my job is your business.
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You: But I tell you because you're my best friend. I -want- to tell you.
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Tasha: I'll keep my cynicism down to a bare minimum of only slightly obnoxious.
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Tasha: You know I don't do well with.. that stuff.
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Tasha: It's not how I was programmed.
