Text to: Tasha

  • Tasha: For the last time, my ass is anything but skinny. Acknowledge that or I'll attack you in your sleep.
  • Tasha: And I'd make a beautiful, badass bride, wouldn't I?
  • Tasha: And then my honeymoon would be a mission.
  • You: You're so boring.
  • You: Don't you ever want to relax?
  • You: My old tired ass just wants to lay on some beach somewhere.
  • Tasha: I don't know how to relax.
  • Tasha: I don't think I've ever laid on the beach either.
  • Tasha: I'd suggest we go in one of Tony's jets while I'm on lockdown, but you know. Lockdown.
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